For all the ladies in the house: a fantastic piece of man meat. From the listing, the fella’s “sexapeal” includes the fact that he sometimes cries after sex. I’m guessing his “ladies” do as well.

Please note, this link was emailed to me by one Kevin Wallis, who apparently has been wookin puh nub in all da wong paces again. Kev, I worry about you bud.